Jokes

Q: What happened when Dracula first met his wife?
A: It was love at first bite!

Q: When does a baseball player wear armour?
A: At the knight games!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: She had bright pupils!

Q: Why did the music teacher get locked in his classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!

Q: Where did the seaweed find a job?
A: In the “Kelp Wanted” section!

Q: Why did the clock scratch?
A: Because it had ticks!

Q: Why did the kid start a gardening service?
A: Because he wanted to rake in some cash!

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
A: Because it’s too tired!

Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns!

Q: Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
A: In the piano!

Q: Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle?
A: Because if you add four and four, you get ate!

Q: Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
A: So you can hear a pin drop!

Q: What kind of star is dangerous?
A: A shooting star!

Q: What is a tornado’s favourite game?
A: Twister!

Q: Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
A: A plumber!


By Adam & Harry