Q: Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
A: So you can hear a pin drop!
Q: How do hockey players kiss?
A: They just pucker up!
Q: What did the two strings do in a race?
A: They tied!
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!
Adam and Harry
Tuesday 19 May 2009
Tuesday 12 May 2009
Jokes
Q: Why do mummies like presents?
A: Because they’re wrapped!
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me!
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: He gets toad away!
Q: What did the path say to the jackhammer?
A: You really crack me up!
Adam and Harry
A: Because they’re wrapped!
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me!
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: He gets toad away!
Q: What did the path say to the jackhammer?
A: You really crack me up!
Adam and Harry
Hamster Fact File
Food
Hamsters like to eat carrots and cucumber and hamster treats, they also need hamster food.
Exercise
Hamsters like to go around on a Hamster wheel and also a Hamster ball. Hamsters love being played with.
Grooming
After playing with your hamster when its in its cage it will clean its self by licking!.
Sorting out the cage
Hamsters need wood shavings and shredded paper bedding, a dish for food and a water bottle at a reachable height for the hamster.
What they like to play with
They like to have an exercise wheel to run in and a toilet tube to hide in.
by Lucy
Hamsters like to eat carrots and cucumber and hamster treats, they also need hamster food.
Exercise
Hamsters like to go around on a Hamster wheel and also a Hamster ball. Hamsters love being played with.
Grooming
After playing with your hamster when its in its cage it will clean its self by licking!.
Sorting out the cage
Hamsters need wood shavings and shredded paper bedding, a dish for food and a water bottle at a reachable height for the hamster.
What they like to play with
They like to have an exercise wheel to run in and a toilet tube to hide in.
by Lucy
Tuesday 5 May 2009
Jokes
Q: What drink do Boxers like?
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: Why do ghosts hate water?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: What vegetable can’t you take out on a boat?
A: Leeks!
Q: Why did the celery turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks!
Q: What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!
Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?
A: It waved!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a tan?
A: A puddle!
By Adam and Harry
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: Why do ghosts hate water?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: What vegetable can’t you take out on a boat?
A: Leeks!
Q: Why did the celery turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks!
Q: What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!
Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?
A: It waved!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a tan?
A: A puddle!
By Adam and Harry
Riddles
Here are some riddles for you to solve…
1 Imagine you’re in a jungle surrounded by tigers, what do you do?
2 What has a mouth but cannot eat, what moves but has no legs and what has a bank but you cannot put money in it?
3 If Tomorrow is Yesterday and Yesterday is Tomorrow, What is Today?
4What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
5 What can you serve but can not eat?
6 What can you catch but not throw?
Answers
1 Stop imagining
2 A river
3 Today
4 A carpet
5 A tennis ball
6 A cold
By Caitlin
1 Imagine you’re in a jungle surrounded by tigers, what do you do?
2 What has a mouth but cannot eat, what moves but has no legs and what has a bank but you cannot put money in it?
3 If Tomorrow is Yesterday and Yesterday is Tomorrow, What is Today?
4What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
5 What can you serve but can not eat?
6 What can you catch but not throw?
Answers
1 Stop imagining
2 A river
3 Today
4 A carpet
5 A tennis ball
6 A cold
By Caitlin
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