Joke Page…
Animal Jokes:
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
What kind of animal breaks the law?
A cheetah!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye – deer!
What weighs 5,000 lbs is covered in soot and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant!
School Jokes:
“Isn’t the principal a dummy, he’s well stupid!” Bradley whispered to the girl opposite him.
“Do you know who I am?” The girl (Michelle) asked.
“No” Replied the boy stupidly.
“I’m the principal’s daughter!” The girl whispered back.
“Oh, do you know who I am?” The boy asked, blushing.
“No” The girl hissed.
“Thank goodness!” He replied.
Tuesday 26 February 2008
Tuesday 12 February 2008
Global warming!
Global warming!
Planet Earth is on the brink of extinction because we are using too much electricity when we don’t need it!
Leaving the light on when you are going out somewhere wastes electricity (which is suffocating the planet).
A Polar Bears habitat is being destroyed by us humans with our fancy Ferrari’s and first class flights to the U.S, when really it’s just a load of gobbledygook. Planes, trains and automobiles are the main polluters with the fumes they produce, which is lethal to the animals in Antarctica and the Artic.
It’s our world in our hands!
During half term I will be finding out ways we can help stop global warming, so keep checking the blog!
Global warming!
Planet Earth is on the brink of extinction because we are using too much electricity when we don’t need it!
Leaving the light on when you are going out somewhere wastes electricity (which is suffocating the planet).
A Polar Bears habitat is being destroyed by us humans with our fancy Ferrari’s and first class flights to the U.S, when really it’s just a load of gobbledygook. Planes, trains and automobiles are the main polluters with the fumes they produce, which is lethal to the animals in Antarctica and the Artic.
It’s our world in our hands!
During half term I will be finding out ways we can help stop global warming, so keep checking the blog!
Planet Earth is on the brink of extinction because we are using too much electricity when we don’t need it!
Leaving the light on when you are going out somewhere wastes electricity (which is suffocating the planet).
A Polar Bears habitat is being destroyed by us humans with our fancy Ferrari’s and first class flights to the U.S, when really it’s just a load of gobbledygook. Planes, trains and automobiles are the main polluters with the fumes they produce, which is lethal to the animals in Antarctica and the Artic.
It’s our world in our hands!
During half term I will be finding out ways we can help stop global warming, so keep checking the blog!
Global warming!
Planet Earth is on the brink of extinction because we are using too much electricity when we don’t need it!
Leaving the light on when you are going out somewhere wastes electricity (which is suffocating the planet).
A Polar Bears habitat is being destroyed by us humans with our fancy Ferrari’s and first class flights to the U.S, when really it’s just a load of gobbledygook. Planes, trains and automobiles are the main polluters with the fumes they produce, which is lethal to the animals in Antarctica and the Artic.
It’s our world in our hands!
During half term I will be finding out ways we can help stop global warming, so keep checking the blog!
DebRA
Epidermolysis Bullosa (EB) is a very rare genetic condition in which the skin and internal body linings blister at the slightest knock or rub, causing painful, open wounds.
It is likely to affect 1 in 17,000 live births and it is estimated that there are currently 5,000 people with the condition in the UK. Because EB is an inherited condition (it cannot be caught), which is passed on genetically from parents to children, first time parents often do not know that they are carriers and will have no prior warning that the child will be affected, until birth.
I support this skin condition, as well as my grandparents (Mary Withey and Antony Withey). In year 4 and 5 I have made poster and a power point. Here are some of the celebrities who support this awful skin condition: The Cheeky Girls, who wants to be a millionaire’s own Chris Tarrant and even Graham Norton.
This is the views from Harry Benham in 6JH. “I, think that people with eb are unfortunate because they can’t get around that well and if one of their blisters burst they can’t get a hug from mum to help.”
It is likely to affect 1 in 17,000 live births and it is estimated that there are currently 5,000 people with the condition in the UK. Because EB is an inherited condition (it cannot be caught), which is passed on genetically from parents to children, first time parents often do not know that they are carriers and will have no prior warning that the child will be affected, until birth.
I support this skin condition, as well as my grandparents (Mary Withey and Antony Withey). In year 4 and 5 I have made poster and a power point. Here are some of the celebrities who support this awful skin condition: The Cheeky Girls, who wants to be a millionaire’s own Chris Tarrant and even Graham Norton.
This is the views from Harry Benham in 6JH. “I, think that people with eb are unfortunate because they can’t get around that well and if one of their blisters burst they can’t get a hug from mum to help.”
Orchard Quizzes!
The following quizzes have been designed for people of all ages. It will be up dated when ever possible and the questions will never be the same. There will be quizzes for as many school subjects as possible. Enjoy!
MATHS
I am a number. If you add 3 then take away 5, then times that by 2 you get 26.
What number am I?
ENGLISH
Where are the commas in this sentence?
My favourite foods are potatoes crisps and broccoli.
SCIENCE
Year Six have been learning about micro – orgasms. There are many names for them. How many can you think of?
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MATHS
I am a number. If you add 3 then take away 5, then times that by 2 you get 26.
What number am I?
ENGLISH
Where are the commas in this sentence?
My favourite foods are potatoes crisps and broccoli.
SCIENCE
Year Six have been learning about micro – orgasms. There are many names for them. How many can you think of?
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