What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
What kind of animal breaks the law?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye – deer!
What weighs 5,000 lbs is covered in soot and wears glass slippers?
“Isn’t the principal a dummy, he’s well stupid!” Bradley whispered to the girl opposite him.
“Do you know who I am?” The girl (Michelle) asked.
“No” Replied the boy stupidly.
“I’m the principal’s daughter!” The girl whispered back.
“Oh, do you know who I am?” The boy asked, blushing.
“No” The girl hissed.
“Thank goodness!” He replied.