Jokes!

School Jokes

Q.1.what do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
"You can't tell me off for doing something I didn't do!"

Q.2.What's an eight letter word that has only 1 letter in it?
An envelope!

Q.3.What did 1 pencil say to the other? "You're looking sharp today!"

Q.4.How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class? A split second!

Q.5.Why did the egg get thrown out of class? It kept telling yokes!

Q.6.What does an elf learn at school? The elf-abet

Q.7.Whats black,white and terrifying? A maths test!

Q.8.What is the longest word in the dictionary? SMILES,because it has a mile between the 2 s's!

Q.9.What happened when the teacher tied 1 of the studants shoe laces together? They went on a class trip!

Q.10.What is a cows favourite school activity? MOO-SIC!HA!HA!HA!

Q.11.What do jokes and pencils have in common? They're no good without a point!

Q.12.Why was the lightbulb failing his tests? Because he wasn't to bright!HA!HA!HA!

Q.13.What is a pirates favourite subject? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Q.14.What do you get if you cross a pair of pants with a dictionary? SMARTY PANTS!

Q.15.Why did the potato jump of the building?Because he wanted to be mashed potato!