Tuesday, 5 May 2009


Q: What drink do Boxers like?

A: Fruit Punch!

Q: Why do ghosts hate water?

A: It dampens their spirits!

Q: What vegetable can’t you take out on a boat?

A: Leeks!

Q: Why did the celery turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

A: Because it had ticks!

Q: What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air?

A: A centipede on its back!

Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?

A: It waved!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a tan?

A: A puddle!

By Adam and Harry

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