Q: What drink do Boxers like?
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: Why do ghosts hate water?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: What vegetable can’t you take out on a boat?
Q: Why did the celery turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks!
Q: What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!
Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?
A: It waved!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a tan?
A: A puddle!
By Adam and Harry