Primeval

Primeval, the best science fiction programme in British history has recently been axed… NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! This is an amazing show because it has great effects of monsters and dinosaurs. It ended In June 2009; ITV announced that Primeval would not be returning for a fourth series, NOOOOOO!!!!... again. It ended with Danny Quinn stuck with first humans (monkeys). Connor Temple and Abby Maitland were stuck in dinosaur times. Captain Becker and Sarah Page were waiting for them in now time, and James Lester was alright because he was lazy. We will all miss it.

By Adam and Jake

21st Century Breakdown

21st Century Breakdown is the new album by Green Day; it includes the new songs:
Song of the Century, 21st Century Breakdown, Know Your Enemy, East Jesus Nowhere, Horseshoes and Handgrenades, 21 Guns and Murder City.
Old Fans of Green Day will love their new album and new fans will love it too because it’s similar to American idiot, their number 1 hit.

Jokes!

Q: Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
A: So you can hear a pin drop!

Q: How do hockey players kiss?
A: They just pucker up!

Q: What did the two strings do in a race?
A: They tied!

Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!

Adam and Harry

Jokes

Q: Why do mummies like presents?
A: Because they’re wrapped!

Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me!

Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: He gets toad away!

Q: What did the path say to the jackhammer?
A: You really crack me up!

Adam and Harry

Hamster Fact File

Food

Hamsters like to eat carrots and cucumber and hamster treats, they also need hamster food.

Exercise

Hamsters like to go around on a Hamster wheel and also a Hamster ball. Hamsters love being played with.

Grooming


After playing with your hamster when its in its cage it will clean its self by licking!.

Sorting out the cage

Hamsters need wood shavings and shredded paper bedding, a dish for food and a water bottle at a reachable height for the hamster.

What they like to play with

They like to have an exercise wheel to run in and a toilet tube to hide in.

by Lucy

Jokes

Q: What drink do Boxers like?

A: Fruit Punch!


Q: Why do ghosts hate water?

A: It dampens their spirits!


Q: What vegetable can’t you take out on a boat?

A: Leeks!


Q: Why did the celery turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!


Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

A: Because it had ticks!


Q: What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air?

A: A centipede on its back!


Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?

A: It waved!


Q: What do you call a snowman with a tan?

A: A puddle!


By Adam and Harry

Riddles

Here are some riddles for you to solve…

1 Imagine you’re in a jungle surrounded by tigers, what do you do?

2 What has a mouth but cannot eat, what moves but has no legs and what has a bank but you cannot put money in it?

3 If Tomorrow is Yesterday and Yesterday is Tomorrow, What is Today?

4What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

5 What can you serve but can not eat?

6 What can you catch but not throw?



Answers

1 Stop imagining

2 A river

3 Today

4 A carpet

5 A tennis ball

6 A cold


By Caitlin