What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!
What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!
What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut!
Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!
Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren:Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don't be silly! He can't read
What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!