Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Animal Jokes

What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding his breath!

Why are elephants wrinkled?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you’re a mouse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?

Four days old!

What did the clean dog say to the insect ?

Long time no flea!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?


Where do hamsters come from?


How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!

What’s grey and squirts jam at you?

A mouse eating a doughnut!

Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?

They can’t keep their trunks up!

Joey: I lost my dog.

Lauren:Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?

Joey: Don't be silly! He can't read

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?

Anything you like! He can’t hear you!

By Amy

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