Policeman: He got away sir.
Police chief: HOW!? I told you to cover all the exits.
Policeman: Yes, but he got out though an entrance.
There were three men, two smart men and one dumb man who were stealing from a
Farm. The farmer came towards them. One smart man hid in a bag of chickens, the farmer checked in the bag, the man said, “cluck, cluck” the second smart man hid with the sheep and he said, “baa, baa”. The dumb man hid in a sack of potatoes and he said, “POTATO!”
Q: Why was the teacher cross eyed?
A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
Q: Why was the math book so unhappy?
A: Because it was full of problems!
Q: Where do ghosts make their beer?
A: At the Boo-ery!
Q: What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large!
By Adam and Harry
2 comments:
Great jokes, nice Blogg site.
Will visit again next week for more jokes.
Great Jokes and a Brilliant Blogg Site.
Will visit again for jokes and other articles.
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