Sophie: What is Snow White’s Brother called?
Sophie: I hate my granny!
Ellen: Have you tried her with some ketchup?
Sophie: When I grow up I want to be a millionaire I’ll own a big mansion without any bathrooms.
Ellen: Why no bathrooms?
Sophie: I want to be filthy rich!
Sophie: Is it good manners to eat chicken with your fingers?
Ellen: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
Sophie: I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise.
Ellen: So what? I can sit in a chair and watch the kitchen sink.
Ellen: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ellen: The white horse fell in the mud!
Ellen: Did your dad help you with your homework?
Sophie: No, he did it all himself!
Ellen: I asked everybody to draw a ring why did you draw a square?
Sophie: This Square is a ring – a boxing ring.
Ellen: My friend thinks she has the face of a twenty year old.
Sophie: Well she better give it back – she is making it all wrinkled!
Dr. Ellen: What type of filling do you want in your mouth?
Sophie: Chocolate fudge would be fantastic.
Sophie: Spell mouse.
Sophie: Yes but what is on the end of it?
Ellen: Easy, a tail.
By Sophie and Ellen