What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
By : Adam
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